The Disputed Territory of Free Port of Cristina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Nova Maxima Korvini with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.906 billion Cristineses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cristina. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cristinese economy, worth a remarkable 5,894 trillion Digital Lindas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 395,450 Digital Lindas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Port of Cristina's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cristinese Orthodox Church.

Free Port of Cristina is ranked 36,586^th in the world and 44^th in Eurth for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,021.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.